I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
i love blue pikachu
sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.